Monday, June 10, 2013

My dirty sister

brothersisterfathermother: I was a little worried about my...



brothersisterfathermother:

I was a little worried about my little sister. She was going to college across the country, and the last time we saw each other, we both had drank a little too much and…things occurred that shouldn't between a brother and a sister.

But I couldn't stop thinking about her. How she felt in my arms. With her face buried in my shoulder. She had been acting odd whenever I texted her or messaged her, so this Skype call was a bit of a big deal. I hoped that we could talk it out…not that I'd reveal how I felt, but that we'd come to an understanding and move on.

But I didn't expect this to be the first thing I'd see when I opened the video call! It must have looked funny on her end, my eyes bugging out of my head, but suddenly the odd things she'd said made sense, and what we did next wasn't how a Skype call with a sibling is supposed to go!

horniestincest: My brother was a bit reluctant at first, so I...



horniestincest:

My brother was a bit reluctant at first, so I had to ease him into the idea by pulling him in closer with my mouth.

inceztum: "What do you think,  Bro,  you want to come take a...



inceztum:

"What do you think,  Bro,  you want to come take a taste?"

strokeslut: "You WILL masturbate for me piggy. You're going to...





strokeslut:

"You WILL masturbate for me piggy. You're going to be such a filthy piece of fucking addicted mess for me."

'That's it, brother', she purred, 'say...



'That's it, brother', she purred, 'say "stop" again into your sister's cunt'.

Having a thick cock pulsing in her mouth was always hugely...



Having a thick cock pulsing in her mouth was always hugely satisfying, but hearing her brother's muffled moans telling her to stop felt even better. She noted that even as he protested, his tongue kept pushing in and out of her tight hole, and vowed to tie him up every morning.

brothersisterfathermother: I held my brother inside of me as he...



brothersisterfathermother:

I held my brother inside of me as he fired shot after shot of his cum deep into my pussy. It didn't matter that I wasn't on the pill; I wanted to feel it in me.

contexxxt: contexxxt: Question to my readers… which one of...



contexxxt:

contexxxt:

Question to my readers… which one of these girls is his sister?  You decide, and I'll write a little caption for it, deal?

Brandon shoved his entire shaft into her snug pussy over and over.  The whole bed rocked with the force of his body fucking her.  As she looked up from the bed, their eyes met.  They both knew he was close to his limit and was about to cum.  The 3 of them fell silent for a split second, and she whispered up from the pillows "… are… are you ready?"  Kathy looked down at Megan and sighed "Yes… please."  Almost as if on cue, Brandon's stomach flexed and tensed as he started to lose control.  Megan gasped one last time between thrusts and then softly told him, while looking up into Kathy's eyes…

"Cum baby… pull your cock out of me, slip it into her, and then cum as hard as you can.  Let me see you fill her up."

In a few seconds, a year of planning and hints were about to pay off, and Megan's biggest fantasy would finally come true… 

contexxxt: By the end of the weekend, Amber was determined to...



contexxxt:

By the end of the weekend, Amber was determined to prove to him that she was as much 'fun' as the girls her big brother was meeting up at college.

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confessionsofafamilygirl: Everytime I pull out my pink panties...



confessionsofafamilygirl:

Everytime I pull out my pink panties my brother just cant help himself he gets so turned on sometimes he wont even let me take them off.

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confessionsofafamilygirl: Even though its been years since I...



confessionsofafamilygirl:

Even though its been years since I went to school my brother still gets off harder each and everytime I pull out my old schoolgirl outfit.

(Source:www.reddit.com )

faygamble: Her brother's shirt fit her well. Actually, rather...



faygamble:

Her brother's shirt fit her well.

Actually, rather a lot about her brother fit her well.

bustysister: "Wow, that is impressive," my older sister said...



bustysister:

"Wow, that is impressive," my older sister said while my younger one giggled, "why didn't you show that to us when you lived here? Just wait until you get back from college for the break, little brother. We'll show you how real girls take care of a dick like that."

isabellelovesxxx: My big brother used to watch me walk away in...



isabellelovesxxx:

My big brother used to watch me walk away in my towel after every shower.

Yesterday i decided that I'd make sure I was all squeaky clean before I slid his dick into my pussy.

Hello to maureenfitz!

Welcome aboard, hope you enjoy the filth :-)

edohio: My sister was right there to help clean up the mess my...



edohio:

My sister was right there to help clean up the mess my brother made 

mladyislonely: I always reblog this, but never get any… :(



mladyislonely:

I always reblog this, but never get any…

:(

edohio: Every time my sister offers to eat my cum I get so...



edohio:

Every time my sister offers to eat my cum I get so turned on I overshot the target

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One legit Half Christmas party! It's kinda the reason for the season.

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Workaholics Wednesday is here! You can now watch "The Lord's Force," "Real Time" and "Ders Comes in Handy" full episodes online now.

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comedycentral:

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Just a few more hours and the weekend's here. Kill some of...



Just a few more hours and the weekend's here. Kill some of that time with full episodes of Workaholics. "To Kill a Chupacabraj,""Good Mourning" and "The Meat Jerking Beef Boys" are all online now.

comedycentral: Here's hoping Anders Holm has the most tight...



comedycentral:

Here's hoping Anders Holm has the most tight butthole birthday ever!

Click the gif to get weird with some full episodes of Workaholics.

This party's goin' 'til 8 p.n.!

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Wanna hang with the guys at National Red Bull Flugtag? Design a Workaholics-inspired flying machine for them and you could get the chance to join the crew.

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The Barracuda is back! "The Business Trip" and two other Workaholics full episodes are online now.

Wizards never die. Check 'em out alive and well on Conan...



Wizards never die. Check 'em out alive and well on Conan last night.

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If you want to hang with the guys, you gotta do some work.

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Thanks, mom, for all the…ummm…sacrifices. Happy...



Thanks, mom, for all the…ummm…sacrifices. Happy Mothers Day.

Friday's finally here. It's time to get weird.



Friday's finally here. It's time to get weird.

comedycentral: Ask a Professional Comedian: Erik...



comedycentral:

Ask a Professional Comedian: Erik Griffin

tehslaphappy asked you:
hey Erik, can you teach me how to grow facial? I've been trying for a why and I have no luck.

Trust be happy with your baby face, this man hair is constant maintenace its not fun. 

Anonymous asked you:
Teezy,If a girl and I get into a difficult situation involving handcuffs and buck naked nudity, Lets say I can't find the key and need to be home by 11pm (Wife thinks I'm taking the sitter home) do I leave her and call the cops as a "concerned neighbor" or just get the Hell out.

You are a bastard first off! hahaha, I would not want to be in that situation! Since you are already lying to your wife, better keep that lie going and say the car won't start or there was a thing that happen at the place with the stuff and get to a hardware store. 

Anonymous asked you:
Do you smoketh the blunt?

I don't not drink or smoke. never have.

Anonymous asked you:
For Erik Griffin: Would you rather have to punch your face 10 times a day for the rest of your life or only be able to use the bathroom on weekdays? Explain.

Well that's 5 days out of the week. I will fast on thursday, finish all the bathroom work on friday, hold it during the weekend and tear that toilet up on monday. I can't be punching this pretty face.

Anonymous asked you:
How many headboards have you broken through in your bedroom?

Mental headboards are the way to go.

Anonymous asked you:
Eric, I can't get hard for my ugly Jewish wife. What do I do? Please don't say divorce her. Her parents are loaded.

Get in touch with other areas of your  sub-conscience to get turned on. Find some role play. You can't be that shallow, you will never be able to fully enjoy the sexual experience of LOOKS are EVERYTHING. 

insert-naughty-thoughts-here asked you:
erik griffin my man!! how hard is it to avoid from acting as Montez in real life around others??

Not hard at all, if you met me you would understand Montez is just a very very small part of my real personality. 

Anonymous asked you:
For Erik: how many boogers will you be eating during your standup?

Its unfortunetly a booger free stand up set. 

burger—wolf asked you:
Montez, how do you conquer that sting ray coochie?

Confidence and honesty. 

anamericanwerewolf asked you:
Question for Erik (Monteezy) Griffin: Why do white people love smoovies so much? I just had one yesterday and it was delicious.

That is one of those secrets of the universe we may never know. But they definetly love those "SMOOVIES"

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Erik Griffin is answering your questions right now! Submit them here, then be sure to watch his Half Hour special tonight at 12a/11c.

How to conquer stingray coochie? What do you do when handcuffs in bed don't work out the way you hoped? Who needs Wikipedia when you've got Ask a Professional Comedian with Erik Griffen?

comedycentral: Monteezy himself, Erik Griffin's Half Hour...



comedycentral:

Monteezy himself, Erik Griffin's Half Hour special premieres tomorrow night at midnight/11c, but first he's going to be answering your questions here on our Tumblr!

Submit your questions here, but be sure to mention they're for Erik. In the meantime, here's a clip from the special.

You got questions? Tez has answers.

Here's one for the ladies. 



Here's one for the ladies. 

comedycentralstandup: Watch Erik Griffin on The Half Hour, this...



comedycentralstandup:

Watch Erik Griffin on The Half Hour, this Friday at 12a/11c.

It's going to get weird. 

Who knows? Friday night might be your chance.

We got a lot of answers from Adam (@ADAMDEVINE), Ders (@ders808)...













We got a lot of answers from Adam (@ADAMDEVINE), Ders (@ders808) and Kyle (@kylenewacheck) last night during their #ComedyFest Twitter Q&A. But the event also raises one question: Have all the ladies who want to marry the guys already asked? I didn't see one marriage proposal last night. Not complaining, just saying.

Follow the guys and @workaholicscc and @comedycentral to check out some of the other questions.

The guys are answering you Twitter questions tonight at 4pm...



The guys are answering you Twitter questions tonight at 4pm PT/7pm ET for #ComedyFest.

Tweet your questions to @ADAMDEVINE, @UncleBlazer, @Ders808 and @KyleNewacheck using #ComedyFest and follow @ComedyCentral and @WorkaholicsCC for all the action.

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